Amusing books about Cats

Purrles of Feline Wisdom

Cats know how to fully appreciate every moment of their nine lives. In Purrles of Feline Wisdon, the Mew Guru explains how to live and how to love by giving advice that may prove to be a catalyst for a less stressful and more enjoyable life. Full-color photographs accompany each lesson in Purrles of Feline Wisdom.
Softcover: 64 pages

Cats Are Better Than Dogs: From a Cat's Eye View

This honest, informative, and straight-thinking book (written from a cat's point of view) presents all the wonderful things that cats are and that dogs (hiss!) can't measure up to, including verified testimonials and nearly unbiased commentaries, helping readers understand once and for all that cats have more style, character, and pizzazz than dogs ever will!
Softcover: 80 pages

Cats Rule!

At last, dogs and cats tell all! For years, humans scratched their heads in bewilderment when Fido drank from the toilet or when Tiger turned up his nose at a perfectly good dinner. Now, for the first time, all the rules, laws, wisdom, and witticism that go along with being a dog and cat are laid out for us. A blessing for dog and cat owners everywhere, these fun-filled books uncover the canine code of conduct, the feline Bill of Rights, and many other treasures we've never been privy to. It's time to go where no human has gone before; and as far as dogs and cats are concerned, it's about time.
Softcover: 128 pages

How To Work Like A Cat

In most jobs, you're expected to work like a dog-show boundless enthusiasm for any dull and pointless task you're assigned; act thrilled with any meager reward that's tossed your way; play nice with other dogs; and never question the leader of the pack. For your own sanity, you need to wise up and end this ridiculous canine charade. Cats have it all figured out. They live by their own rules. They refuse to be ignored. They're self-assured and serene. This humorous book helps readers learn to work like a cat instead of a dog, urging readers to break free of the leash and leap up the workplace ladder.
Hardcover: 96 pages

What Cats Teach Us

Fresh on the heals of the successful What Dogs Teach Us, author Glenn Dromgoole offers the similarly insightful What Cats Teach Us. Cats, better known for their reprimanding attitudes towards humans, still have much to teach. From keeping fastidious grooming habits, eating a healthy fish diet and getting plenty of rest to nurturing your independent spirit, expressing your individuality and embracing your curiosity, What Cats Teach Us reminds us of what in life is important to avoid, defend, cherish and enjoy.
Hardcover: 112 pages

Cat Rules

Anyone who owns a feline knows that cats typically rule the roost, the house, and almost everything else! However, cats also possess some inherent, commendable traits that when observed closely, can stir admiration in any mere mortal. Cats are by nature perceptive, serene, playful, intelligent, self-respecting, and of course, curious. In this delightful gift book, these and other essential cat traits are presented through a combination of outstanding photography and motivating quotations, each guaranteed to inspire readers and enchant cat lovers.
Hardcover: 96 pages

Bad Kitties

Bad Kitties (Cute Kittens) provides the perfect blend of charming photos and clever text to evoke the magical appeal and shear unpredictability of kittens. At one moment these wee felines are cute, quiet and serene, the next they’re a blur of wild and startling mischief. Why are these cute kittens such bad kitties? Perhaps we’ll never know, but meanwhile, go ahead and chuckle at their naughty behavior while getting in touch with your own inner bad kitten in this just-for-fun, cat-loving book for cat lovers.
Hardcover: 96 pages

Women & Cats

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea,” said Robert Heinlein. This book takes his view to the extreme, showcasing humorous and touching photographs of cats and kittens with their female owners, and combines them with thoughtful commentary and quotations on female (and cat) power, individuality, independence, self-sufficiency, beauty, stealth, and all-around superior intelligence! A fun, must-have romp for all women who honor cats and themselves.
Hardcover: 112 pages

Mewsings

Did you know that the average domestic cat spends over 10,000 hours purring in its lifetime? Did you know that in Italy, a sneezing cat is a good omen for everyone who hears it?
And did you know that a group of kittens is called a kindle while a group of grown cats is called a clowder? In this unique book, author and photographer Fiona Green shares her large portfolio of beautiful cat portraits and her years of cat observations. Anyone with a fascination of the complex and curious cat will be inspired by this book, and gain a better understanding of cat behavior and an appreciation of all things feline.
Hardcover: 96 pages

Everything Here Is Mine: An Unhelpful Guide to Cat Behavior

No dedicated cat owner would deny that their pet is extraordinary—but what about extraterrestrial? Exposing the true origin of the feline species and its plan to rule the world, Everything Here Is Mine mixes witty observations, unhelpful advice and illustrations, all from nationally syndicated cartoonist Nicole Hollander.

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My Cats Not Fat, He's Just Big Boned

The creator of the popular syndicated cartoon strip "Sylvia" explores her character's views on the devilishly quirky personality traits of pet cats in this hilarious collection of two bestselling books: Everything Here is Mine, and My Cat's Not Fat, He's Just Big-Boned. Cats who think too much, cats who hypnotize their owners, cats who plot dastardly deeds but get distracted (usually by food,) cats who think they're kids, cats who get even, cats who dress up, cats who educate themselves--they are all here to prove their superior intellect, and their inclination to obey no one but themselves.

$15.95 CAD

Crazy Aunt Purl's Drunk, Divorced, and Covered in Cat Hair

It's fair to say that Laurie Perry snapped a bit when her husband, Charlie, announced he was leaving on an otherwise normal Thursday night. He said he needed "to be free of responsibility," which must have meant free of her and their four cats. With infectious humor and heart, she explains how she gets her groove back after finding herself alone in a rented house with four cats, a mountain of boxes and a slight wine-and-Cheetos problem.
Paperback: 284 pages
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